You ever meet a human who delivers hope, happiness, and melted cheese in under 30 minutes? That’s your local dealer. Respect them. Wear the shirt.
This tee’s a salute to every unsanctioned late-night hero tossing dough in the shadows. Support Your Local Dealer isn’t just a slogan—it’s a lifestyle. Designed by JVM∑Z Collective®, this parody tee flips the plug narrative on its greasy little head and drops a slice of satire right on your back!
It’s bold. It’s funny. And yeah, it might get you a nod from the guy behind the counter at your favorite pizza spot!
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Details:
• Premium unisex tee with a soft, vintage feel
• Front chest print and full back design (just like the pizza shop flyers)
• Designed for pizza punks, crust connoisseurs, and vibe snobs
• Limited-run design by JVM∑Z Collective®