Support Your Local Dealer (Pizza Parody) Koozie | JVM∑Z Collective®

This Support Your Local Dealer koozie is our ode to the unsung street legends slingin’ cheese, crust, and sauce from the shadows! Inspired by bootleg culture and pizza-fueled late nights, this one’s made for the rebels who know the real plug ain’t selling flowers—it’s delivering delicious pies in a brown cardboard box!

Crafted by JVM∑Z Collective® for your cold drinks and hot takes, this koozie isn’t subtle—it’s a full-on wink to anyone who’s ever trusted an expired coupon and a $10 bill to change their night. Not all dealers push the same kind of "heat". Some deal slices. 🍕😎

Flip it over and boom: You'll find a QR code to our YouTube channel. Music. Madness. Chaos with a side of mozzarella. Sub if you love community, music & pizza. Sub if you don’t. Come one, come all, and enjoy life with us!

Details:

    •    Fits most standard 12oz cans, bottles & available in "Slim" to fit most standard slim cans

    •    Designed for pizza lovers and the dealers who keep us fed

    •    Lightweight & durable (just like your favorite delivery human)

    •    Funny, bold, and slightly greasy. Just like your favorite slice.

    •    Limited design by JVM∑Z Collective®